Mission accomplished: the town closed its strip club. But “[l]ongtime residents are now finding themselves in the bizarre dilemma of giving thanks for the 1999 closure of the notorious Payne Reliever strip club but missing the steady revenue it produced for the neighborhood,” reports TwinCities.com here. Now the town can scarcely afford its annual 4-day downtown bash.
The former club, Payne Reliever, presumably was named for its location: Payne Avenue. I love it. Here’s a list of cars, candy bars and tools that would also make good names for a strip club (courtesy of Yankee Pot Roast).
Gotta be careful when buying a strip club.
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